Catwalk Dreamer Pillows

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I'm a star!'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Er. . . anything else?"

Live the Dream!

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

London Fashion Week.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."