Catwalk Dreamer Pillows

Hospital gown pageant.

Kate Moss

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Er. . . anything else?"

Jack Nicholson

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Kelly Mittendorf

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Live the Dream!

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

Gok Wan

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

London Fashion Week.

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."