Catwalk Queen Prints

Fake fur coat and no knickers

A woman in a red catsuit

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.

"You're not on the runway now. You don't have to keep walking that way."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Ladies

A Manicure

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Healthy.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

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