Catwalk Queen Prints

Fake fur coat and no knickers

A woman in a red catsuit

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.

"You're not on the runway now. You don't have to keep walking that way."

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Behati Prinsloo caricature

Sara Sampaio

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Ladies

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Healthy.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Kelly Mittendorf

Hospital gown pageant.

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

Mary Christmas preparing for her big night out.

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'