Catwalk Connoisseur Prints

Model Village

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."

Cindy Bruna

"Remember babes, this business is all about beauty and perfection."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Haute Suture

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Kelly Mittendorf

The Bland Leading the Bland

Hospital gown pageant.

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

The Great Catsby.

Sara Sampaio

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Fashion Week 2021

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Ross Noble

Twiggy

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

A woman in a red catsuit

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

Naomi Campbell

Hypermodels

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt