Cattle Critiquer Mugs

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Motorherd

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Ranch Dressing

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Cows have bellies because their horns don't work.'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Cattle farmer's super-market

Sick Exhibitionist

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

"Might I recommend the cud?"

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

The Additives Arrive...'This cereal tastes like it has some sodium propionate in it.'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

Stealth grazing.

"A cat wouldn't answer."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"Trust me, Cattle futures are the last place you want to invest"

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."