Cats And String Gifts

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Impressing dad.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Biofelineism

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Nip.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."