Catnip Caddy T-Shirts

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thug life on safari.

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Ladies' Game

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Two cats are high off catnip.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.