Cathedral Worker Pillows

Ding Dong.

OH & S comes to Notre Dame.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Hildegard von Bingen

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

A child interrupting family prayers

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

St. Elmo's fired.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

CCTV in church.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"It's a cup holder."

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Help!'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'There'll be a special meeting of the board concerning the recent generous contribution of stock.'

"The worst is behind us!"