Cathedral Worker Pillows

Ding Dong.

OH & S comes to Notre Dame.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Hildegard von Bingen

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A child interrupting family prayers

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

Cleric with bible briefcase.

St. Elmo's fired.

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

CCTV in church.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"It's a cup holder."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Help!'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'