Catfish Aficionado Mugs

'It's a shame, there's no room in there to swing a catfish.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

The Da Vinci Cod

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Diving Cat.

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."