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'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Tension filled the tent.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I hope this makes it clearer!"

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'The numbers don't look quite so bad along with the hard liquor.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Here's your problem."

"Come on, let me see the picture."

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'I don't understand. Is our performance going up or down?'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'Whatever this was, the reconditioning hasn't done it any good.'

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'