Catastrophic Cat Lover Mugs

'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

Biofelineism

The practical psychopath

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Let's swap some cats today."

Cat Lover's Leap.

Baskerville Tabby.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

Cat chess

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

Cat's Valentine

"John, the story isn't bad but leave those cat picture."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"The weatherman is always wrong. It'll probably end up being meteor showers."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

When cats bring gifts.

Cat in bandages and on a crutch.

Cats waiting for fish.

Treatment would eventually prove to be completely ineffective. And that for cats, being psychotic is perfectly normal.

And that's why I'm still single!

The Cat Lady

"We need a quieter can opener."

A Dog proudly displaying his first ever Cat he caught

And that's why we don't have a cat.

Snowball tied to warn the stranger but the attack was already under way.

'I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting?'