Catastrophe Comedian Prints

The end is nigh.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"A little under done?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Venice Floods

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

A Not So Grand Slam.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Cotton candy

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Cluster Catastrophe

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."