Catalogue Browsing Pillows

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Just look'in'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'No thanks, just looking.'

Questions Online

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!

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