Cataloging Pillows

'Where in the world did I put the book, 'How to Organize Your Home Library'?'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Let's get organized

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'And that,and that,and that...'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Woman in bed with catalogue of worries.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

'I just love mail order catalogues. It's so much easier to eat delivery people than to chase gazelle.'

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo

While you're down there, Hon, see if we got the Belle Boudoir catalog.

Library has a palindrome book section organized palindromically.

"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

"Ambitions... to do everything by the book"

Gracie gets excited reading a toy catalogue when she realizes the CEO is a Latina.

'You're in luck. It comes in Large, Extra Large and Bowl Full Of Jelly.'

'An American Vignette Number 18' Sears catalogue 1948

Seed Catalogue

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'Some achieve fame. I've achieved a stack of catalogs full of sticky notes.'

The Real Truth Why Adam and Eve Left the Garden of Eden

Mail order shopping

"Has anyone ever mentioned……" "Yes."

"I'm worried. Christmas is still several months away and we haven't received a single gift catalog."

'Hey, here's a good deal! If we buy something, they'll stop sending catalogs for a week!'

"It's just another catalog previewing all the stuff coming tomorrow in the next catalog."