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"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Just be yourself."

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Theatre Crowd

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"She's all over YouTube."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Ta Da!...

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'My opponent hates cats.'

And the die is cast!

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Simultaneous translation.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Lately, I've been trying to make ends meet...I've been chasing my tail."

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"Hello, everyone. My name is Mittens, and I'm addicted to catnip."

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

About this dependant of yours...

All the best

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)