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New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Woman escapes with cats.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Mog The Week

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

'We know you have a cat.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Meow Power Demolition team.

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Salvador Dali's cats.