Cat Meme Collectors Mugs

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"Anatomy of a cat"

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

X Brazil

"I took your advice."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"Marcia, how many lives do I have left?"

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

Cat hangs Christmas stockings.

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"Historically, cats didn't need to fight for world domination: humans willingly granted it to us..."

"We like your business plan."