Cat Meme Collector Mugs

'You meowin' at me?'

Mime - Meme

'Hey ,aren't you famous from those drunken kitty photos on the internet?'

"I don't care about gigabytes, RAM, or any of that. I just want the best computer to sit on."

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Anatomy of a cat"

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Buttbook

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Air Craft Carrier

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

'Overslept? You're a cat. How could you possibly oversleep?'

Doctor Victor Katzenstein, the true inventor of the internet...

Inky marks his territory the new and improved way.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying