Cat Introspector Mugs

'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!. . . When did that happen?!?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"What was I thinking?!"

Window Treatment

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

What does aloof mean?

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Quality Control

Et in Arcadia Ego

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Is this who I am?"