Cat Detective Enthusiast Mugs

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Curiosity."

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cats on Board.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

The practical psychopath

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'