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"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"You're completely screwed up."

How Amazon was invented

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat Nip.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."