Cat Conversation Collectors Mugs

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"How many is too many?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

You insist on having the last word don't you?

"You scared me half to death. That's 4.5 lives!"

Listenin' in

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

"The vet wants me to go vegan so it's going to be catch and release for a while."

"What they hell are we looking at."

"I can give you some pills for her dry skin problem, but you'll just have to be patient and hope she grows out of this abstract impressionism phase."

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

Kid dripping wet with dogs and cats to mom: 'You won't believe how hard it's raining!'

'My dad is a great hunter too: You should see him stalking his rubber mouse!'

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....