Cat Concierge Mugs

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

She's such an overachiever.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Taking it easy

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Conservation Area

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Of Mice and Men.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

The Cat Spa

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Is this who I am?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Next!'

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"