Cat Consultant Mugs

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Cat in a tank...

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Self-Employment

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"You just had to swipe at that fish."

"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Are any of the candidates anti-cat?"

A cat tamer

How do you keep cats out of your garden? I catch the little sneaks

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

She's such an overachiever.

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

Man salutes as cat walks in.

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."