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"He's into binge fetching."

"CATS LOVE IT?! Who in the world writes this nonsense?"

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Projectile hairballing."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I hate it..."

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

"Each of my previous books had nine editions."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.