Cat Clichérators T-Shirts

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Cat Reunion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'Yeah, I'm a mouser.'

"I hate it..."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

101 uses of a dead cat: peg leg

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

We all have our jobs to do here --- You guard against burglars and I'm the food critic.

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Then it's agreed. We'll sleep on it."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.