Cat And Dog Culture Prints

Foreign language tape.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"This does not make us friends."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'The butler did it.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'I hereby sentence you to thirty days on a hot tin roof.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

His worst nightmares had come true.

A Victorian Cow

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'Uh oh! I don't like the looks of that jury.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Dogma.

'Whaddya mean, 'cat-sized'???'

'Cheshire Cat, Cat in the Hat, Puss in Boots! It's all a pack of lies!'

"Meow?"

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Dog celebrities.

Old dogs resented the senior cats ability to 'turn their hand to new things'.

'C'mon now Kitty! Swear at me! Accuse me of being a bad dog!'