Cat And Dance Duo Appreciator Mugs

Ginger was born to dance.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Art Pets

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Gay couple living together.

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

"Allow Me"

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Benjamin Franklin Kite Flying

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: weights

Roverdance.

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

Confidence.

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Bonsai Tree, " My Tree's stuck up a Cat."

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

"No, it's not an earthquake. All my cats are purring."

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

A Victorian train station.

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

'Simple Pleasures Are The Best' A mouse enjoys a cat slipping on a banana peel.

"All I know is last time I did this Amazon delivered three dozen tins of sardines."