Casual Therapy-goer Prints

"People say I have a rebellious nature."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Banana Yoga

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Colin V Longshore Drift

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

"Listen, all I remember is that I blacked out right before saying anything incriminating."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

"Next bench is four steps."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'No pain, No gain' T-shirt and 'No pain, No pain' T-shirt.

Tambourine.

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

British Summertime

"Today, we examined our life styles, we evaluated our diet and our exercise program, and we also assessed our behavioral patterns. Then we felt we needed a drink."

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'