Casual Socializer Mugs

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

Wine at the Bar

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I love people-watching."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'