Casual Smoking Mugs

Smoking Woman

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Wine at the Bar

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I love people-watching."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Getting old...

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'