Casual Sketcher Gifts

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Caricatures $20"

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

The Cartoonists

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"I've got a very responsible job. If anything goes wrong, I'm responsible."

The Cartoonist's armoury

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Man with t-shirt 'I *spade* my dog'.

Hockey Goal

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Who wants to play celebrity rant?'

'Take it for stress. It helps to laugh at yourself.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Oh, sure, I remember him. He was quiet, mostly kept to himself, paid the rent on time. You know, we were only married for sixteen years."

'Company wargames weekend 1986.'

Candy Art Study

Considerate Criticism.