Casual Saver Pillows

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'How much did you save this year?'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'So, who's first?'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Colin V Longshore Drift

Ignorance and Bliss

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Okay, you've got my arm, here's my damn leg."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

Still on the Back Burner

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'