Casual Joker T-Shirts

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Sorry not sorry

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"Just between the two of us, this morning I lathered and rinsed without repeating."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Candid Camera store.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

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