Casual Jammer T-Shirts

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Boptimism

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Jeff Beck.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Sloth traffic jam.

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Around the piano

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Air Sitar.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Santana Claus

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

Two boys rehearsing,

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

'Not all my kids went to the dogs...some of them went to the cats.'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

Guitarist

Things that bands can do

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'