Casual Dinner Prints

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Fresh pepper?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

'What kind of...'

"You need a hobby."

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."