Casual Diners Prints

Pre Opera Dinners

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

'Home-style restaurant ' 'Throw you coat on the bed'

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Fresh pepper?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Tasty.'

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"You need a hobby."

'What kind of...'

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."