Casual Diners Prints

Pre Opera Dinners

'A sand wedge. A sand wedge, for crying out loud.'

'Home-style restaurant ' 'Throw you coat on the bed'

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"I like Casual Dining, but this is too casual. I ordered spaghetti!"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Tasty.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'What kind of...'

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

"You need a hobby."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Thanks for the invite: Don't cook anything fancy, I eat pretty much anything...'

"Never mind the vintage, we just want to get pissed."

"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."