Casual Dining Explorer Mugs

'Do you cater for wedding anniversaries?.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Haute Chinese

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Platter confusion.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"More croutons, sir?"

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"