Casual Connection Explorer Pillows

"I was feeling guilty about the relationship until I realized he wasn't serious either"

'At least I don't have his life.'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

HUAWEI 5G

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

Just a little heads up!

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

That Socrates was an idiot. Not only is the unexamined life worth living, but there's more time to enjoy it without all that stupid introspection.

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

Basic greeting cards.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"Nice curvature."

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'

Reaching the Summit

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"I'm fine here. I switched to wireless."

Snowman selling hot chocolate

"I'd love to chat longer, but I've got to get this guy to a hospital."

Fingers says it's casual Friday.