Casual Cineaste Gifts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

Steve McQueen

"The Eggsorcist"

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"