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"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Working from home to-do list.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Heart To Heart

"Let's just do the top layer."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

Desert Island Gossipping

The only two things I never eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

Pizza Party

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

Ramblers Association

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

I need advice and if you ever tall anyone I asked, you're dead. Go ahead. People aren't taking me seriously. When I insult them, they don't seem that bothered. They don't cry or run away like they used to. C'mon, you're plenty offensive. Don't patronize me you @#$% meathead. Wow. Didn't bother me a bit.

"I'm good thanks."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I felt the Earth Move!"

Airport Literature

'Um, hey, Bill, um... sorry to bother you, but, um... you didn't by any chance have purple parachute straps, did you?'

'I've been lucky with men - I haven't met any yet...'

'How's it hangin'?'

Brunette girlfriend " I quite like your beard. You are only half as ugly now."

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"