Casual Careerist Prints

'No thanks! Knowing what I'm supposed to be doing might throw me off.'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

My brilliant career

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Snail Racing

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

'W e e e l l . . . my mum says I'm good at testing the patience of saints'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

A Flag in One

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Any other skills?"

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

Sorry, Mr Arbutnot, I'm not interested

Wine Shotput

"I don't think I'm ever going to get a hole in one!"

"Miss Holder, in the future, please refrain from using hearts in the place of dots."

'So you're the boy who wants to be a health and safety officer.'

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

"I stretch and do yoga every morning. I call it tying my shoes."

'Is my job performance review over yet?'