Casual Calendar Critic Mugs

Next years calendar.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Appointments and Disappointments

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"It's my New Year!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

'And why do you want a refund on that calendar?'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Mayan 2012

Every Dog Has His Day

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Current Events.

'This is the only time I really get to seize the day.'

'Looks like I have a passionate moment open on the 26th. Should I schedule you?'

The Month of November

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

Covid calendar