Calendar Lover Mugs

'He can't wait for economic recovery.'

Friday

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Dog Calenders.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"It's my New Year!"

Time Passes...For Meaning.

School closings of the future

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"Each door opens up a new curse."

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'