Calendarenthusiast Mugs

Fuctional calendars - dates include 'one of those days', 'another one of those days' and 'don't go near this one'.

Friday

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

God's Sticky Notes

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Appointments and Disappointments

Time Clock

Dog Calenders.

"5...4...3...2..."

business

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Make appointments for all the people I don't like using the Mayan calendar.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

March madness

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

Football Countdown.

"Each door opens up a new curse."

Two Weeks to Turkey Day. Now, Ernie, you know "Turkey Day" refers to Thanksgiving and not election day.

"It's my New Year!"