Casual Cafe Sitter Mugs

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"My depression is currently being treated with a combination of prescription medication and low-fat frozen yogurt."

The Lesser Pyramids

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Please Leave by 9

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I like my coffee like my men: light and weak."

"Oh, that Jane. I thought you were talking about Jane Austen."

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Owl Reading A Book Titled 'People Cartoons'.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"In the future, please order a small black coffee as a petit café noir."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

Barista

"Do you every worry that the world's ending and we're just sitting here waiting for brunch?"

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

Action Film Shushing

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Hmm... Do I get it?"

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"So what exactly is wrong with the teabag? Nobody else has complained about it!"

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'And this is how we make the house blend.'

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."