Castle Manager Pillows

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

This castle manager job better be for real.

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Kenny Dalglish

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Input From The Front Office

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Stockwell's day

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

Caution: use only under child supervison

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

Jose Mourinho

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Turn Down For What.

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'