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"I might be able to find you something in science fiction but costume drama is, I'm afraid, out of the question."

Baby rocks!

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

Samuel Beckett

Gustave Charpentier

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

Captain

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

Pirate King

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

'You've got the part!'

A man wearing a powdered wig and purple smock coat

Open Mic Nacht

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

In some parts of India, zebra crossings have been replaced by elephant crossings!

Gentlemen, I'm gathering information about the electorate. First question, how have you voted in the past? Sometimes I've filled in circles with a pen. Or used an electronic touch-screen. Once I punched holes in a card! When you live in Florida, right? I've written in a name. And voted by mail! I'm beginning to understand why polling data is increasingly unreliable.

"Just wondering - after you steal my thunder, what do you do with it?"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"He's worried that even if we're only changing 10% of the work it might be the only 10% he knows anything about!"

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Historian: 'In one era...Out another.'

"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."

Vulcan thought police.

The critics were unanamous - by walking out after the first act, they all missed the sensational second act.

'The way I understand it, Grandpa spent the wild, psychedelic Sixties mostly watching Ed Sullivan.'

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

"This wine was made for cable TV...a blend of 500 grapes varieties, but you'll only taste about 5 of them."