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Broken Leg

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Blue Dress and Feather

Mikado

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

Scarpia from Tosca

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Leonore from Fidelio

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

Lovers in toile de jouy

Sailor boy

Casting in the swamp.

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

The Firebird

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'Going up?'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

The Specimen Hunter

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Punch Initials - P

"I'm curious. Who did murder me?"

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Don Alahambra

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."