Cassette Tape Archaeologist Prints

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Lost to antiquity.

Easter Bunny Island

Headbanging Woodpecker.

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'Hello 8 track? It's me, vinyl... I'm sorry I ever made fun of you.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

'If that's your budget, I can sell you this tape. It's the theme from 'Hawaii Five-O'.'

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'

'I had a really sexy videotape, but I can't show it to you. My wife taped our wedding over it.'

Sony Dorkman

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

'We believe it's one of the oldest fossils ever found.'

'Larry, as one dog to another, let's forget this anthropology stuff awhile and have a little fun.'

Books / Books on Tape, Film, Microfiche...Closeout - Books on Paper.

Tale of the Tape

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

''Books on tape' my foot! I've looked through three cassettes and haven't found even a single word!'

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.

"It's a hernia."

'These are the VCR tapes I recorded, but never watched.'

Man in a bookstore looking at a bin of unwound cassette tapes with a sign reading "Damaged books on tape 25¢".

'Lucky? - That's an unusual name for a little brother!'

"Listening to your dad's 'leadership' tapes does not make you the 'boss of me'."