Cassette Collector Prints

Headbanging Woodpecker.

''Books on tape' my foot! I've looked through three cassettes and haven't found even a single word!'

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Music & Gym'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Gramaphone Man.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Baroque Bach Mountain

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

His master's voice

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'