Cassette Collector Prints

Headbanging Woodpecker.

''Books on tape' my foot! I've looked through three cassettes and haven't found even a single word!'

Robert Fripp

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

So close... Yet so far.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Gramaphone Man.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

At the CD shop.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'